Diary: ’I got you Babes,’ sings a gleeful Borkowski

Runaway porkers Butch and Sundance are the hottest properties in showbiz following their acquisition by the Daily Mail, and one PR man is set to capitalise. Mark Borkowski is negotiating with the pigs’ new owners to take over full responsibility for their careers.

Runaway porkers Butch and Sundance are the hottest properties in

showbiz following their acquisition by the Daily Mail, and one PR man is

set to capitalise. Mark Borkowski is negotiating with the pigs’ new

owners to take over full responsibility for their careers.



’We need to watch Butch and Sundance closely,’ says Borkowski. ’Their

owners have to be aware of the negative PR implications if the pigs are

not nurtured properly.’



Borkowski advises the Mail that the first priority is to get them safely

tucked away for a period of rest and recuperation. A possible location

is a Cotswold wildlife park another an organic animal sanctuary.



Then the pigs will be sent on to open supermarkets and endorse

products.



’Butch and Sundance fit nicely into the portfolio of my other clients,’

adds Borkowski.



However, there are darker motives lurking behind Borkowski’s attempts to

represent them. It seems that he sees Butch and Sundance as a chance to

atone for past sins.’My first ever job was selling frozen hams over the

phone,’ says Borkowski. ’It’s a guilt trip.’



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