2. Eh-oh! Freerange Communications is going to start working with Tinky Winky, Dipsy, Laa-Laa and Po. BBC Worldwide has called in the agency to work on a dance project for the Teletubbies brand.
3. News reaches us of some stellar crisis management from the Barnes Community Association. During its recent fair, the entire parade had to be halted when the horse pulling the carriage bearing the king and queen of the fair dropped dead. Our mole said: 'To stop the children being traumatised, they announced over the Tannoy that Jed the shire horse wasn't actually dead, he had just fallen over and was now safely back in his stable.'