2. 'Venture on a passionate quest with the exquisite flavours of La Maison du Chocolat's most innovative range of ganache chocolates... Valentine's 2009 Chocolate Collection is a truly seductive voyage... ' So says the most depressingly early press release of the week from Clementine PR.
3. PHA Media has a nice new account: representing Matt Fiddes, ex-bodyguard of Michael Jackson. The frustrated chap has filed a claim for damages against Channel Four for misrepresentation in the documentary The Jacksons are Coming. PHA's Stuart Skinner said: 'We are managing his press throughout the legal process.'