Meanwhile, are you looking for differentiation in these hard times? Morgan Johnson Networks has the answer. It is buying Puerto Rican web domains and selling them to agencies, thus transforming a boring old www.agency.com into a snazzy new www.agency.pr. With innovation like this, we laugh in the face of the credit crunch...
PRWeek profile star Shakila Ahmed of Travelodge-bonkers-stunts-fame came a cropper last week when one of her feted surveys created pure blog venom, thanks to a number of inaccuracies. 'Where do I start?' wrote one disgruntled hack. '"Oggies" are Cornish pasties, not pies, idiot. A "piazza" is a town square in Italian, not Spanish. The German word for sausage is "wurst", not "wiener".' Oops - not up to Ahmed's usual standards...
Newsnight producer-turned-Google head of UK comms Peter Barron pulled off a PR coup by getting the Queen to visit the firm's offices. But he appeared all over Telegraph.co.uk's video footage looking very pleased with himself. You're not in broadcasting any more, Peter.