2. Spare a thought for the pantless this winter. The SPA Way has been hired to launch the Big Pants Appeal, which has pledged to collect 3,000 pairs of pants for the homeless in London. 'What chance is there for dignity if you have no pants?' queried the press release. What chance indeed?
3. It was sexy times down at swanky Soho nightclub Vanilla last week, when Philips launched its new range of ahem... intimate massagers, with help from MS&L, which was on hand to demonstrate the massager's 'four vibrational modes' and 'fully waterproof covering'.