1. Promoting a 4x4? Want coverage? How about massive pictures of Zara Phillips? Trimedia UK controversially used Phillips in a Land Rover exhibition. Royals aren't supposed to represent commercial outfits but Phillips was described as a 'non-working' royal. Is that a tautology?

2. Heather Mills has been dropped by another publicist. This time the PRO to part ways with the Beatle-seducing former model was Michele Elyzabeth, who declared Mills 'impossible' to work with. Phil Hall dropped the 'star' last year after TV rants.

3. 'Angel Cabrera is about to come off the course and we really need someone who can speak Spanish to translate for the press conference,' said the chief press officer for the European Tour at the Scottish Open last month. Step forward Synergy Communications media manager Kelly Russell...

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