Console yourself you are not like 3 Monkeys account executive Becky Lockett, who works on the agency's AIG Life Wealth Management account. AIG is pretty famous for being the sponsor of Manchester United Football Club. The very same Manchester United for which Wayne Rooney was playing when he broke a metatarsal bone two years ago.
And how did Lockett break hers? Celebrating the fact that the agency had just picked up AIG as a client.