Juggling both with the aplomb of an, erm, juggler, is Sussex-based Wildwood PR director Jeff Hayward.
Hayward and his band Fractured are releasing their first album on 14 March - 25 years after recording began in 1983. They claim the quarter-century search for perfection - which sounds like pure laziness to Diary - is a record for the longest time ever to complete an album.
This from their agent (Hayward): 'Staying true to their post-punk roots, Fractured have crafted a masterpiece that sums up the mood of Britain throughout the Thatcher-Major-Blair era. Crap - but also edgy, quirky, familiar, yet strangely other-worldly.'