DIARY: Bird flu? We've got it covered

Finally, readers who have seen Will Smith movie I Am Legend may be convinced that a post-viral, apocalyptic future is soon heading our way, courtesy of avian flu.

Fear not, dear hearts. Pharmaceutical firm Clin-ova has created a range of 'Covaflu bird flu protection masks' that will defend lungs from the ravages of H5N1. Agency Excellart will handle the campaign.

'This campaign is timely because of the current threat of bird flu, with the advice being given by the Department of Health that the threat is a "when" rather than an "if",' said Clinova CEO Charles Ebubedike.

Diary has ordered 20.

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