Helping out on a fly-tipping awareness campaign, the intrepid PRO felt compelled to send a postcard to his employers, letting them know how he was getting on. It read:
Having a lovely time. The weather is lovely, air conditioning is set at the right level. Have a lovely view of the House of Fraser's front window, and Poundland. Food is not that good - Greggs is about the best I can find.
Wish you were here.
If anyone knows of a good eatery in Gateshead, send a review to the usual address.