Dateline Tuesday, 8 July, Madrid, Nato summit. 'Unbelievably gorgeous hostesses. During the break, it became clear that Clinton and TB (Blair) felt the same. There was a bizarre scene during the break, in the Gents. Several leaders, including Clinton, TB, Italian premier Romano Prodi, Dutch PM Willem Kok and German leader Helmut Kohl, were having a pee in a row of stand-up urinals. Clinton said: 'Isn't this the greatest picture that was never taken?' TB told the story of the time Churchill moved away from former British PM Clement Attlee while they were peeing together. Attlee looked hurt. Churchill explained: 'Every time you see something big you want to nationalise it.'