The paper described her as Blunt's 'ladyfriend' and claimed that Watson helped shield 'unlikely lothario' Blunt from waiting paps by 'diving on top of him'.
But a quick call to Watson reveals a slightly different story. She tells us the charming crooner is simply a 'good friend of a friend of mine', before adding incongruously: 'James Blunt's new album comes out on 17 September.'
However, Watson does observe: 'What is embarrassing as a PRO is that it looks like no one at thelondonpaper knows who I am. She quickly adds that gossip editor Luke Blackhall was 'away that day'.