This, for our more sheltered readers,is a £7 million 'sex theme park' at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, which boasts seven 'zones' including 'pleasure' and 'orgasm'.
Diary is loathe to sink to smutty innuendo, but when a sex-themed attraction is described as being 'without rides' (what, not even a quickie?), it just gets too much. To top it off, the agency's brief to is 'create noise'. Would that be moaning, screaming, or just generally shouting 'GOD! YES!' at startled listings hacks?