No. It is actually a notorious crime lord.
Terry Adams, jailed last week after being convicted of money laundering, claimed his 'legitimate' jobs ranged from meat porter to 'PR consultant'.
Adams was bugged by MI5 detailing the nature of his consultancy skills. 'I consult about anything you want me to consult about,' he apparently told an associate.
Perhaps one of the generalist agencies can offer him a position when he gets out?