Liverpool fan Ian Green and (unrelated) West Ham supporter Andy Green will host a 'blow football' tournament, billing it as 'a trial run for the real game'.
Scouser Green said of his colleague: 'Andy's a West Ham nut and very excited about the final.
It's not such a deal for me as Liverpool are always in the FA Cup Final.'
The game starts at lunchtime on Thursday, and Diary points out that the last time a side played West Ham (Spurs last Sunday), the squad was floored by a suspect lasagne.
'Good point,' says Ian. 'To be safe, we'll stick to traditional meat pies.'