Freud Communications director Oli Wheeler is worth £2m and possesses a Chelsea townhouse 'renowned for its gigantic four-poster bed', the paper says.
Nav Sidhu, who runs Sidhu & Simon, is reportedly worth the same amount and 'frequently jets off to a holiday retreat in India'.
Last but not least, Frank & Earnest MD Brett Gregory Peake - who makes 'regular trips to Mustique' - also makes it in with a relatively paltry £1.5m.
The Mail is obviously keen to portray PR types as being flush with cash - only the previous week it featured Jo Spink, boss of healthcare agency Spink Consumer Relations, in a spread on millionaire female entrepreneurs.
A downturn in the marketing services industry? Don't believe a word.