Agency MDs Miki Watson and Laura Wood, who style themselves on the Daily Mirror's 3am girls, were happy to oblige, helping to arrange a fowl day out as part of Nuts' attempt to reposition turkeys away from the festive carve-up.
The birds' itinerary included an evening at strip club Browns.
Nuts' double-page spread chronicling the night's events includes a handy plug picture for the Golden Goose girls but ends with a rather more sobering image of a stabbed and roasted turkey.
But Wood quickly pre-empts our horror: 'It is not the same turkey. Nuts paid for them to go to an animal sanctuary.'