One spent the entire journey to Somerset House licking one's chops. But disaster struck at the moment of arrival - the feast was nowhere to be seen. It seemed we had not read the small print.
All that awaited us were (inedible) press releases about the fantastic food available during the festival. When it begins, that is, on 9 September. But we remain suspicious. Could it be that staff at Republic PR ate all the food before we arrived?