Pitcher has briefed us on plans for his book launch, at Politico's this Wednesday.
He plans a 'one-minute, Hamlet-style (but with fewer murders)' reading from his book, before retiring to the Garrick where guests will be served - Jeffrey Archer style - shepherd's pie and Krug.
If this turns out to be factually incorrect, you know who to blame. Spin is far from dead in Pitcher's world.