"I'm Paris Hilton and I'm a celebrity too," she says. "Only I'm not from the olden days and I'm not promising change like that other guy. I'm just hot. Then that wrinkly, white haired guy used me in his campaign ad, which I guess means I'm running for President. Thanks for the endorsement white-haired dude. And I want America to know I'm totally ready to lead."
She also focused on her energy policy and mentioned Rihanna as a possible running mate. "See you at the debates, bitches!"