Diary: Prepare ye the joy of the workplace

And this week’s Ned Flanders award goes to ...

And this week’s Ned Flanders award goes to ...

And this week’s Ned Flanders award goes to ...



Northeast Christians at Work, a group led by media relations man Drew

Crandall, has declared April 16-22 ’ Joy at Work Week’ (JAWW). The

campaign is designed to encourage believers to spread their faith at

work - always a surefire way to gain popularity among the rank and

file.



To kick it off, you can order your very own JAWW poster, which is

extremely yellow and has ’Yahoo! He arose!’ printed atop a drawing of a

large sun wearing a suspiciously post-coital expression. The group

intends the posters to be hung about the workplace, serving as a

constant reminder of the joy we all feel during the workday.



The release calls the week ’a crusade against crabby people’ - which we

can only hope is not a reference to the actual Crusades, waged against

understandably crabby Muslims. Crandall tells us, ’If we believe what we

say we believe, we should be the happiest employees and employers on

Earth.’



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