And his VP pick is, like, a total babe

PRWeek isn’t in the habit of endorsing presidential candidates.

PRWeek isn’t in the habit of endorsing presidential candidates.

PRWeek isn’t in the habit of endorsing presidential candidates.



Then again, we’ve never had the chance to support one who proposes

replacing the United Nations with the International House of Pancakes

So it is with great pride that we throw our Limbaugh-size political

influence behind the only candidate to admit his campaign is just a PR

stunt, Maxim assistant managing editor Andrij Witiuk.



If elected, Witiuk promises to fire one ballistic missile at the Middle

East for every 10-cent increase in gasoline prices; to give a dollars

500 tax deduction to every guy who has to meet a girl’s parents; and to

invade Quebec.



’It came about as a joke in a meeting,’ says editor-in-chief Keith

Blanchard, though rumors suggest it came straight out of the marketing

department.



Either way, Witiuk is going after the office with enthusiasm. He

attended both major-party conventions and even took time to ridicule

Dick Cheney: ’(He) was on my short list ... for Elmer Fudd

look-alikes!’



If you’d like to donate, visit www.andrij2000.org. A gift of dollars 100

makes you a ’patron;’ dollars 5,000 makes you ’secretary of state.’



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