LAST CALL: Fur is flying over PETA's 'worst dressed'

You've got to hand it to those PR folks at PETA. They know how to

grab a column inch or 47.



Last week the animal rights group unveiled its first annual review of

the worst-dressed celebrities, complete with bitchy comments that begged

to be published. The top prize went to Star Jones, co-host of The

View.



'She claims that the first thing she'd save from a fire is her mink,'

PETA said about the full-figured fur-wearer. 'The Twinkies must be in

the pockets.'



Jones wasn't the only one to attract PETA's wrath. 'Whitney, you'd be

surprised how much less you'd sweat without the fur,' PETA chided

songstress Whitney Houston with.



Madonna and her new husband were slapped down with, 'The animal on her

back is as dead as her film career - and duck-hunting hubby Guy Ritchie

is not going to revive either.'



Jennifer Lopez was chastised for donning lashes made out of fox fur at

the Oscars. 'You don't need to do that,' said PETA, 'just cover up your

breasts.'



Fur-loving celebs should take PRWeek's advice. As the above photo of Dan

Matthews, PETA' director of campaigns, proves, donning a living animal

rather than a dead one is OK. Avoid the dead ones, or face PETA's poison

pen next year.



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