Hotties of the Pac 10 we get. The Girls of MTV may be a must-have. But the Women of Enron?Forgive us for being skeptical, but the demise of the morally bankrupt giant brings to mind St. John's suits and sensible shoes, not accountants in the altogether. (Though we now have delightful images of scantily clad secretaries delivering bogus financial documents. Oh, we hope the halls were chilly.) But enough about our Texas-sized dreams.
Playboy's recent announcement that it is seeking ex-Enron employees to pose for an up-coming issue was a PR bonanza that landed media space worldwide. Not bad for a single press release.
And sensible shoes or not, at least a few ex-Enron employees are willing to bare their assets. Lacking the typical headshot, one woman reportedly sent in her wedding photo as a tryout according to Knight Ridder news service.
While we applaud Playboy's sense of the sensational, we are concerned to hear that Playgirl plans to follow (birthday) suit. Jeff Skilling in a banana skin, anyone?