Here at the LA Academy of Rap-ademia, Diary is being put through
its paces in the art of bad-ass rapping. Thanks to the expert tuition of
MC Jazzy F Cool, we can now accelerate from slouching with hands in
pockets, to flicking V-signs in a competent 0.34 seconds.
However the most important lesson we learned from Mr Cool (BSc), was to
always ensure our clothes are securely fastened before venturing out in
Strange then, that it took Bell Pottinger PR executive Jenna Staton to
notice that the dungarees of our classmate and ferocious gay rights
activist Eminem had become unfastened during the course of his Brit
Awards performance last week.
With no thought of the burly minders following the star (or indeed the
possibility that Sir Elton John could be in the vicinity), Jenna stooped
to fasten the troublesome safety pin (what's the matter, Marshall?
Normal pins too dangerous for you?), and received a hug from the star
for her trouble.
Delighted with her act of arch-blaggery, Jenna informed Diary: 'I don't
know why people say what they do about him. He's really nice.'
However, it was a brief encounter, as the security men soon recovered to
bundle the PR popstrel out of the multi- millionaire's way.