1. The Hoff, Barbara Windsor and Louie Spence in the same room?

It's either a waking nightmare or panto season. Hill & Knowlton united a host of panto stars at the Piccadilly Theatre in London on 26 November to promote squash firm Robinsons' sponsorship of First Family Entertainment. 'Where are our careers?' 'They're behind you' ...

2. No - this isn't a line-up from a terrifying bank robbery, it's the team at Idea Generation promoting the latest release from long-toothed indie popsters Placebo. The agency 'kidnapped' journalists to transport them to a screening of the video after dressing up as sinister clowns to collect them. In related news, Coulrophobics Anonymous has seen a surge in membership.

3. Some play golf, some jog, some sail - few PROs find their pastime of choice requires a six-ton mammal. But Tom Tuke-Hastings, director of All About The Idea, part of College Hill, has returned from Nepal after participating in the World Elephant Polo Association World Championships. Tom's team, the UAE Seapoys, were narrowly beaten in a nail-biting final by EFG Switzerland.

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