2. From one hair-raising story to another as Frank PR celebrated its tenth birthday with X Factor twins/irritants Jedward. As you do. Apparently the only way to tell them apart is that one has his hands stitched on backwards.
3. Taylor Herring has landed a brief to promote five vintage music-loving painters and decorators who have signed a record deal with Warner Music. The group have an album out after being discovered by a talent scout who overheard them singing during a tea break while working off Oxford Street. Flack presumes their back catalogue includes Paint it Black, (Wall)Paperback Writer and Lazing on a Sunny Afternoon.