Ever keen to improve productivity, celebrity PRO Kizzi Nkwocha is
giving his offices a feng shui makeover.
In a move that PR Week predicts could catch on industry-wide this year,
Nkwocha and business partner Jackie Moore have hired feng shui
specialist The Geomancer for a cool pounds 10,000.
Geomancer’s Helen Oon, who carried out work for that marvel of modern
design Brent Cross shopping centre, has decreed that Nkwocha’s desks,
shelves and chairs are all both wrongly placed and of the wrong
Blue-chip office furniture specialist Kinnarps is supplying a whole new
set, in return for media coverage, while the cream-walled, blue-doored
offices are to be repainted in purple, silver and green.
Nkwocha, who has represented ’eight-baby’ Mandy Allwood and Anna Cox,
club hostess and lover of disgraced Tory Piers Merchant, says he hopes
media-harrassed clients will find the new decor harmonious and conducive
to calm reflection. If not, and within six months business is not up,
he’ll return it to how it was.