Only the most hardened hacks would dare mess with the new
tough-look Lewis Communications staff. In truth, Lewis staff haven’t
actually been whacking hacks who resist their charms, but have been
lying in wait for marauders.
It seems that various steel-nerved employees volunteered to guard the
agency’s Covent Garden office, over several nights, after a break-in
left the front door unsecured.
Chief executive Chris Lewis says that the lads’ brave, voluntary service
was indicative of the dedication of his team in general.
Personally, I feel, it may have had something to do with his pledge of
free curry and beer - enough to tempt most healthy males. The fact that
the agency is located above a tandoori restaurant would have simply been
icing on the cake.