DIARY: The fascinations of Fakenham revealed

Local government bosses in a sleepy Norfolk town ofFakenham have called in publicity agency Nkwocha and Associates to work on its profile.

Local government bosses in a sleepy Norfolk town ofFakenham have

called in publicity agency Nkwocha and Associates to work on its

profile.



Why you might ask? Well Fakenham has recently been branded the ’the most

boring place on Earth’ on an internet site called the ’Nowhere

Pages’.



The web pages describe Fakenham as having ’little for singles to do,

particularly in the under-20s,30s,40s etc’.



Outraged at the web site, and subsequent national media coverage of

Fakenham’s unwanted status, Mayor Victor Ward has called in Kizzi

Nkwocha, whose clients include multiple mum Mandy Allwood and the King

of Uganda, to turn things around.



Nkwocha is adamant that Fakenham has much to offer : ’The problem is

it’s a rotten journey to get there so by the time you arrive you’re

looking for naked dancing girls.’



To excite interest Nkwocha is planning to orchestrate a ’Wake up

Fakenham’ campaign led by celebrities born there. These include

EastEnders stars Ross Kemp and Pam St Clement, Stephen Fry and Liza

Goddard.



Meanwhile Nkwocha is planning to expand into media consultancy for other

towns and cities. This should be easy after tackling perceptions of

Fakenham but Nkwocha is looking for partners to help him in this

venture.



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