2. The Corporation's CEO Gary Farrow launched the British Music Experience at the O2 last week. Journalistic big wigs including Rebekah Wade, Kelvin MacKenzie and Dylan Jones attended. So did Jeremy Clarkson (pictured) who hopped on the drums for an hour. Not content with polluting the atmosphere, Clarkson has to wreck our ear drums as well.
3. Of all the insults Britain's Got Talent contestant Susan Boyle has received since starring in the most viewed YouTube video of all time, 'pizza face' has to be the worst. Amaze PR's client Sayers The Bakers created a pizza in her honour.