Be a CEO, today

Yeah! I’m gonna be rich. I just founded a new company, Skiba, it’s in beta, and it aggregates standard-complaints synergies.

What does that mean?...

Yeah! I’m gonna be rich. I just founded a new company, Skiba, it’s in beta, and it aggregates standard-complaints synergies.

What does that mean? I have no idea! I created this hot startup here, the second-generation of dack.com, and you can create one too.

“The web is getting hot and sweaty again, and the dollars are flying almost as fast as the bullshit,” the site reads. “Time for an update of the great and glorious dack.com Web Economy Bullshit Generator for Web 2.0.” The fabulous site comes up with great startup names, like “Deloorb” and “Meebonomorati” “YOubuzz” and “Devspan.” It offers up products, marketing phrases, and even snazzy logos. It encourages the Silicon Valley entrepreneur in everyone to create, market and sell to a first-generation web company for billions of dollars. So go ahead, capture rich-client network effects or design citizen-media wikis.

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