DIARY: Extend proactive B2C paradigms!

You know how to write tech-filled press releases. We know how to write tech-filled press releases (well, we could try, anyway). But for those among us who don’t, we offer www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html.

You know how to write tech-filled press releases. We know how to write tech-filled press releases (well, we could try, anyway). But for those among us who don’t, we offer www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html.

You know how to write tech-filled press releases. We know how to

write tech-filled press releases (well, we could try, anyway). But for

those among us who don’t, we offer www.dack.com/web/bullshit.html.



The site features a Web Economy Bullshit Generator designed to spruce up

press releases with incomprehensible tech babble. By stringing together

combinations of more than 40 verbs, adjectives and nouns, the site

offers meaningless catchphrases that will no doubt cleanse your PR

palate.



Our favorites, generated by several hours’ worth of hitting the ’make

bullshit’ button: ’reintermediate synergistic metrics,’ ’synthesize

clicks-and-mortar architectures’ and ’deploy B2C schemas.’ In any case,

let’s hope that the site is used as it is intended: in jest



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