I run a company that supplies the PR industry and am, even if I say so myself, quite dishy. PR’s good ladies seem to agree. The festive season was particularly tough and things were apt to get a bit frisky. Can you help?
"Dishy"! "Good ladies"! "Frisky"! You sound like the cad from a particularly cheesy edition of Poirot. You should be running a dating agency for bounders and boozers in the Home Counties, not a supplier for the PR industry.
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