Diary: Lovebucket in drive to urge Londoners to put their cross in her box

George Weiss, self-proclaimed celebrity spin doctor and comrade in arms of the late comedian Peter Cook, wants to hire a PR agency to help kick-start his latest client’s campaign for London mayor.

George Weiss, self-proclaimed celebrity spin doctor and comrade in

arms of the late comedian Peter Cook, wants to hire a PR agency to help

kick-start his latest client’s campaign for London mayor.



Weiss is representing the exotically named pharmaceutical firm employee

Lisa Lovebucket in her bid to become the capital’s head honcho. However,

he may struggle to pay agency fees, since he has until mid-February to

settle an outstanding debt with the Big Issue for the ad used to launch

Lisa’s campaign. So far only one punter has taken up the ad’s five pound

offer of life membership of The Party, the vehicle for Lovebucket’s

bid.



Lovebucket has past experience of standing for public office, having

fought Michael Portillo in Kensington and Chelsea last year, and

Labour’s Diane Abbott in Hackney in 1997. Her official

’smokesperson,’(sic) meanwhile, has experience of publicity, having

promoted a previous election bid by smoking a spliff by the statue of

Churchill in Parliament Square.



Weiss and Lovebucket want to turn London into the ’first 21st century

metropolis’ by introducing electronic voting for daily referenda.



Hmm, wonder how often the legalisation of cannabis would feature in

their daily referendum agenda?



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