Diary: Agency is Fuel by name, and well fuelled by nature (by the sounds of it)

Rarely do 12 goldfish and half the Harlequins rugby team appear in the same place, unless your name is Graham Norton and you are dreaming.

Rarely do 12 goldfish and half the Harlequins rugby team appear in

the same place, unless your name is Graham Norton and you are

dreaming.



But this was the launch party for new agency Fuel. Sadly, one of the

dozen fish - all of which were given out as prizes - lasted little

longer than a CofE vicar at a satanic tea party.



One of the lucky winners put it into a glass of red wine and drank

it.



PR Week cannot, of course, condone this sort of behaviour. Merlot is

best appreciated with red meat or possibly tuna steak at a stretch.

Goldfish, as most people know, need to be lightly grilled with garlic

butter to get the full flavour.



Descriptions of the evening ranged from ’a low-key knees up’ to ’a

groovy party’. Since these wildly differing accounts came from the

organiser, Gillian Waddell, in the same sentence, it is perhaps

unsurprising that others appear to have been likewise confused by 7am

the next day.



To this end, we have a final announcement: for the benefit of the

gentleman who phoned PR Week to ask what club he went to that night - it

was, we are reliably informed, Ten Rooms.



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